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February 9, 2010 by admin
Filed under Best Video Game
CONAN is a pretty decent game. It’s not perfect, but it is a lot of fun and that’s what counts. The graphics are topnotch, so all the bare breasts and over the top violence comes out with wonderful visual flair. Pretty much all you will be doing in this game is smashing out at enemies and randomly rescuing half naked women until you get to a boss battle at which point you will be angry for about 30 minutes.
The last battle is one of the cheapest, most repitative boss battles I’ve ever played. It took me a good 45 minutes to finish and I can’t remember the last time I was so angry. But other than that, the other boss battles aren’t so outrageous, it’s just a matter of taking a bit to figure out what exactly the game intends for you to do.
There are some pretty brutal combos, but unfortunately most of them only really work on weaker enemies. Later in the game, once you’ve unlocked all your moves and have gotten used to them, these weak enemies are nowhere to be seen. You can still get a handful of combos out, and if you manage to stun the enemy you can get the ones you get on weak enemies, but by the last couple of levels I was mostly using three or four combos that actually still worked. A lot of the time, though(and this was a problem with that finalboss bottle), I’d just end up getting a ton of enemies pouncing on me interrupting every single combo so that all I could do was quick strike and dodge. However, even doing that I still managed to whip out some really vicious violence and dismemberments.
Speaking of dismemberments, there are wonderful achievements, such as getting 100 dismemberments, 100 enemies thrown to their death, 100 enemies killed by boulder throws, etc. It really works to keep your variety up more.
Despite the fact that alot of times I wasn’t able to get the combo I wanted out and that the boss battles weren’t really fun, I enjoyed the game as a whole a lot. It’s pure streamlined carnal violence with barebreasts thrown in, obviously because what guy can resist extreme brutality with breasts on the side.
Probably not really worth the full new release price, but I don’t mind that I bought it within the first few days of its release. The game is a bit short, but really, I think six hours was enough. The game didn’t start to drag because of this, which I think may have been a problem if it had actually continued on a few more hours.
As for replay, I’m going to be going back on the different difficulties to try it out for the achievements and I’m going to shoot for all the different death achievements. If I didn’t have the achievements, though, it would just be good for some random slashing whenever I was bored.
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